Tag Archives: memories

Mad Dad Airlines

Posted on September 2, 2011 by angrybaker

I’m Angry Baker, and I’m an aggressive driver. I didn’t really plan to be this way. It just kind of happened. See, when I was a kid, my brothers and I used to joke about flying Mad Dad Airlines. (We … Continue reading →

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The Professional

Posted on July 20, 2011 by angrybaker

I like hanging out on the front porch. So that’s where I found myself the other day. On the porch, hanging out with the girls. It was so hot and muggy that we could barely move. I think I was … Continue reading →

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Real Simple

Posted on July 6, 2011 by angrybaker

I kinda hate that mag because it’s not very simple at all, is it? It makes me feel behind, unorganized, and it makes me wonder for far too long what 20 different things I could do with a clothespin. But … Continue reading →

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Sunday Threads: Anniversary Edition

Posted on April 24, 2011 by angrybaker

It’s Sunday and it’s Easter. It’s also the 12th anniversary of my marriage to Marijuana Boy. Did you forget that’s what MB stands for? I’ll tell you what, when you’re as neurotic as me you need some narcotic to take … Continue reading →

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Let’s Bury the Hatchett Baby

Posted on March 14, 2011 by angrybaker

You want to know something kind of embarrassing? Of course you do. A couple of nights ago MB and I were having one of our darkness talks (we go to bed, can’t sleep and then we chat for a while). … Continue reading →

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Mellon Collie & The Infinite Sadness

Posted on January 27, 2011 by angrybaker

Sore throat. Pounding head. Restless sleep. Right before I went to sleep last night I realized my 20 year high school reunion is in 2 years. Totally weird. I’m blaming that thought for the subsequent dream about my high school … Continue reading →

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Filter FAIL

Posted on January 3, 2011 by angrybaker

As I was typing out my post yesterday, I had one of my random memories. It sprung from my idea to hang a sign from my body proclaiming my hapless ability to insult people without intention of giving offense. It … Continue reading →

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BEWARE OF MOM

Posted on December 29, 2010 by angrybaker

I’m guessing I was about 7 years old when I learned you shouldn’t bother an animal while it’s eating. The animal in question was a dog. A doberman pinscher, to be exact. His name was Josh and he was Nana’s … Continue reading →

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A Perfect Moment

Posted on December 10, 2010 by angrybaker

The daily trudge to and from the bus stop is alternately engaging then burdensome. Winter adds to the burden feeling. Hats, mittens, scarves, shoving Dutch’s boots on her wriggly feet. I never know if she will walk directly down to … Continue reading →

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My Blog Sucks

Posted on September 27, 2010 by angrybaker

Well, it seems I have hit the slump. I feel like I have nothing new or interesting to say. Not that those were requirements before, but now even the self-indulgent or narcissistic posts have lost their shine. Not much fodder … Continue reading →

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