Tag Archives: bad mom

I am THAT Mom

Posted on December 5, 2011 by angrybaker

Winning notes from the bus stop: did not brush teeth fleece pajama bottoms in better shape than my hair violent clash of red and pink too-small footie pa-jay-jays, 80s boots, and last night’s diaper

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Insult to Injury

Posted on November 14, 2011 by angrybaker

*****rant warning*****rant warning*****rant warning******rant warning***** You know that commercial where the laundry basket is moving of its own accord through the house? The chores are getting done, the kids getting fed, and the groceries are being stocked by no one? … Continue reading →

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The Art of Listening

Posted on September 26, 2011 by angrybaker

I think it’s really important that kids feel like they can talk to their parents. Parents should listen, really listen, work with their kids, and show a vested interest. And now for some hard core, indisputable, thoroughly researched, FACTS: 3% … Continue reading →

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Liar Liar

Posted on July 8, 2011 by angrybaker

Me pants are on fire. This is going to disappoint you: It turns out that I’m a horrible liar. I was keeping track carefully this past week and here’s the dealio, I lie to my kids ALL the time. I … Continue reading →

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Natural Selection

Posted on June 28, 2011 by angrybaker

My children cannot survive without me. Or a willing grown up within arm’s reach. This I know. And I’m not happy about it. “But what do you mean?” you say. I mean, if left to their own devices, they would … Continue reading →

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Mom FAIL

Posted on April 8, 2011 by angrybaker

Because you all want to know what kind of notes are sent home to an awesome mom like me. Let me translate: “Dear Mrs. Angry Baker, What the what, lady? Your kindergartner doesn’t know how to tie her shoes. Every … Continue reading →

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The Fashionator Repents

Posted on April 4, 2011 by angrybaker

Here’s something that truly surprises me about my mom self: As long as my kids are dressed and all of their private parts are covered, I’m good. There are just a few clothing rules for public outings: No hot pants … Continue reading →

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What is The Maxine?

Posted on March 31, 2011 by angrybaker

The Maxine is a funny little kid. Funny ha ha, and funny weird, and funny not-quite-right. She thinks everyone should have a nickname. Even if that name is not applicable, flattering, or pronounceable. For example, she frequently refers to me … Continue reading →

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BEWARE OF MOM

Posted on December 29, 2010 by angrybaker

I’m guessing I was about 7 years old when I learned you shouldn’t bother an animal while it’s eating. The animal in question was a dog. A doberman pinscher, to be exact. His name was Josh and he was Nana’s … Continue reading →

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A Slice of Humble Pie

Posted on October 29, 2010 by angrybaker

It’s time for a list. Well, actually a few lists. I like lists. I don’t think there’s any way to avoid retractions once you have kids in your life for a while. In fact, I’m getting really used to eating … Continue reading →

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